A collection of thoughts, photos, happenings, and misadventures from a short, pansexual intellectual who wants nothing more from life than happiness and harmony. A glimpse into the mind of Craig Evan Sales, the one and only CraigMania[c]!

overcoming-obstacles:

Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.

THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.

ALL THE AWARDS.

Lucky - Brittany Spears

Love Story - Taylor Swift

I’m Yours - Jason Mraz

Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys

Escape - Enrique Iglesias

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

Hot & Cold - Katy Pery

The Boy Is Mine  - Brandy & Monica

It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga

Whatchu Say - Jason De Rulo

Baby - Justin Beiber

You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Take On Me - A-Ha

Jar of Hearts - Christine Peri

Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna

Skyscrape - Demi Levato 

Poker Face - Lady Gaga

3 AM - Matchbox 20

Airplane - B.o.B ft. Haylie Williams

Let It Be- THe Beatles

Party Rock Anthem - LFMAO

Don’t Stop Believing - Journey

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Someone Like You - Adele

It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion

Apologize - One Republic

No Scrubs - TLC

Forget You - Cee Lo Green

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers

All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow

Friday - Rebecca Black

Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING

wat

oh my

I’ve waited for this to come back onto my dash for a long time.

LOVE this

Pretty effing legit.

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He shed one tear.

Just one.

Hopefully the only one.

But doubtfully.

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The friendship between Kelsi Merritt Templin and Craig Evan Sales was a beautiful one. It started out like any other friendship many years ago. Kelsi used to offer Craig rides to his home because she worked nearby. Through this, the two of them began spending a lot of time together. They made mutual friends, and they shared common interests.

In the early years, the friendship wasn’t always as strong. There was bickering and fighting, but it happens in any friendship. Kelsi wasn’t as outgoing as Craig, but he wanted so bad for her to embrace a more fun and extroverted world. They used to be happy sitting around at Mary Elizabeth or walking on the track or playing silly games outside of McDonalds or in the Roses parking lot.

As it grew up, the friendship discovered ‘partying.’ There was the time where Craig ended up naked in Kelsi’s closet. Or the time Kelsi smoked for the first time and she stared at the wallpaper in the bathroom for who knows how long. The friendship was stronger than ever. It was the best friendship. No one could break it.

Not even distance could destroy such a strong bond. Craig moved away to the beach. Kelsi came to visit, and the two had such a good time. The friendship was so good. They returned to the beach since then on two occasions, and both were incredible. It was such an awesome friendship.

Kelsi and Craig decided to move in together. This is the ultimate test of such a strong friendship. Things were good. The parties were good. The house was good. The space was good. Everything was perfect.

The past six years I’ve known Kelsi have been remarkable. We’ve won battles together. We’ve lost games together. We’ve found ourselves in each other and in the paths we have chosen. I hate to see it come to an end, but I guess there comes a time in life when people have to choose their priorities. My priorities are   security, serenity, and self-actualization. Her goals might be one in the same, but the way we achieve our goals are much more important.

I don’t know why the friendship died. Maybe it’s because we are just two different people now. I am sure I can blame it on an outside source. I want to. But it might not be it. I don’t know why it’s over, and I may never know. But there are a few things I am sure of.

-I will miss Kelsi Templin. She will always have a place in me.

-I wish nothing but the best for her in everything she does.

-I hope that these decisions she has made recently make her happy.

-I want her to understand that there are no hard feelings. Well, as little hard feelings that can possibly arise from such a situation.

- I regret nothing.

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It was on the First of May in the year of 2012 when the friendship between Craig Evan Sales and Kelsi Merritt Templin died.

For the few days prior, the friendship was in critical condition. It was suffering from major stress overall, and there were several fractures to it. It had trouble breathing, and there was little trust and happiness left.

The dead friendship has no surviving relatives.

There will be no funeral arrangements.

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And then I had a moment of total clarity. Almost an epiphany. I’ve felt this moment very few times, but I knew what it was.

It was the moment our friendship died.

Everything just lined up. It was identical to the time when I knew it was time to say goodbye to a lover. It’s that time when you know far too much damage has been done to repair things. Actually, far too much damage has been done to want to repair things. Don’t fix what’s broken. You can only mend it so many times.

There’s probably no bringing it back, and even if there was, I am not sure if I would want to.

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This is becoming entirely too much. It seriously just needs to stop.

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I am so afraid that our friendship is never going to be the same.

bullshitartist:

preach it. 

If only everyone thought this at least once in a while.

bullshitartist:

preach it. 

If only everyone thought this at least once in a while.

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Source: lovequotesrus

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Would anyone like to take over my half of the lease? $295/mo is your half of the rent. Budget $50/mo for the electric. Water split down the middle is $13.25/mo and the internet is $27.50. I don’t want to live here any more…



I love living with my best friend. She means the universe to me. We do so much together, and we are happy almost all of the time. But some of her friends, and one in particular, has absolutely no respect for anything. Not even himself.

He walks in uninvited, he eats our food, drinks our drink, smokes our weed, and does nothing but need thing after thing.

It’s like fucking welfare. I feel like if I were to ask my best friend for something that I needed or wanted she would tell me ‘no’ since I have a job. But since HE doesn’t work for anything he has, he gets shit handed to him? Why is that even fair?

I wish you could even see that he only sticks around because you keep giving him so much. 

I hate him. I rarely hate anyone. But I hate him.

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I am tired of hearing your voice.

I am tired of looking at your face.

I am tired of your shitty music.

I am tired of how stupid you are.

I am tired of your questions.

I am tired of you constantly needing things.

I am tired of you being a lazy fuck.

I am tired of you being in my house

Please just get the fuck out.

deucies:

pokem0an:

wo-nderland:

m4nduh:

b1gben:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!

ok im only reblogging this because THATS EXACTLY HOW THE WEATHER IS TODAY

loooool this is so true bout the weather tooo

BUT THE WEATHER IS CRAP HERE TODAY THO
IT”S RAINING

omg

the weather is sunny with a high of 75 ;)

Oh, shit. That’s today.

deucies:

pokem0an:

wo-nderland:

m4nduh:

b1gben:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

ok im only reblogging this because THATS EXACTLY HOW THE WEATHER IS TODAY

loooool this is so true bout the weather tooo

BUT THE WEATHER IS CRAP HERE TODAY THO

IT”S RAINING

omg

the weather is sunny with a high of 75 ;)

Oh, shit. That’s today.

(via happysinking)

"Speaking of elephants fucking, we really need to go to the zoo soon."

- Kelsi

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livelearnloveyou:

I received my first misdemeanor on Thursday, March 15th, 2012.

Who knew a $1 drink would end up costing me $203!

Lesson Learned. Maybe.

Probably not.

Source: livelearnloveyou

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How much I love my friends.

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

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